the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.

giraffepoliceforce:

Now hiring: someone to follow me around at Barnes & Noble and whisper “You can’t afford that!” in an ominous voice every time I start to look at something.

dyannehs:

dyannehs:

HOLY SHIT.  MY NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND.  Yeah, the two that keep me up at odd hours of the night. AND I’M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE’S NOT SHOUTING BUT I’M FAIRLY POSITIVE HE JUST TOLD HER HE’S GAY AND THAT HE’S BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND.

UPDATE.  UPDATE.  HE’S CHEATING ON HER WITH HER BROTHER.

SON OF A BITCH IT’S LIKE A BAD SOAP OPERA EPISODE.

lnterrobang:

depression is a chemical imbalance in the brain that can’t be cured by telling someone you love them. you can positively influence this person and you can make them happy but you can’t fix them in the same sense that you can’t cure cancer by making someone smile.

(Source: envylocked2)

j-e-t-k-o:

I WANT OLD MAN ZUKO AND MAI AND HONORA AND IROH II TO GET TOGETHER AND FUCKING KICK SOME ASS AS A FAMILY OK I WANT THE FIRE FAMILY TO BOND AND HAVE DINNER AND DRINK TEA AND MAKE STUPID JOKES I WANT THEM TO BE SUCH A CLOSE FAMILY AND THEY’RE ALL BEST FRIENDS AND THEY JUST TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH THEIR SEXY GENES

masserror:

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

(Source: j0ye)

drakefan666:

if you scream at 19yr old retail workers who are trying their hardest till they cry i hope you fucking burn in the deepest level of hell

(Source: waynesworld1992)