- Cancerians (zodiacsociety)
Now hiring: someone to follow me around at Barnes & Noble and whisper “You can’t afford that!” in an ominous voice every time I start to look at something.
HOLY SHIT. MY NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND.
Yeah, the two that keep me up at odd hours of the night.AND I’M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE’S NOT SHOUTING BUT I’M FAIRLY POSITIVE HE JUST TOLD HER HE’S GAY AND THAT HE’S BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND.
UPDATE. UPDATE. HE’S CHEATING ON HER WITH HER BROTHER.
SON OF A BITCH IT’S LIKE A BAD SOAP OPERA EPISODE.
I WANT OLD MAN ZUKO AND MAI AND HONORA AND IROH II TO GET TOGETHER AND FUCKING KICK SOME ASS AS A FAMILY OK I WANT THE FIRE FAMILY TO BOND AND HAVE DINNER AND DRINK TEA AND MAKE STUPID JOKES I WANT THEM TO BE SUCH A CLOSE FAMILY AND THEY’RE ALL BEST FRIENDS AND THEY JUST TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH THEIR SEXY GENES
people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with
jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying
AS IN THE FUCKING TIME
I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused
"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”